koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

(via keedyshipsit)

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ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

jibblyuniverse:

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this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up

(via dyingwhale)

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Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

arlert-armin:

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

(Source: thighrabanks, via dyingwhale)

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

(via tastefullyoffensive)

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via goblinkinginthetardis)

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bookgeekconfessions:

booksandhotchocolate:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released seven years ago - July 21, 2007.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WAS 7 YEARS AGO!

(via dyingwhale)

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g0ne-blotto:

paintingtherosesredd:

you just gotta love this guy

if you dont love rdj there is something very wrong with you

(Source: kunerias-huge-dick, via dyingwhale)

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get to know me meme: [5/5] male characters → ron weasley 

"I’m the sixth in our family to go to Hogwarts. You could say I got a lot to live up to. Bill and Charlie have already left – Bill was head boy and Charlie was captain of Quidditch. Now Percy’s a prefect. Fred and George mess around a lot, but they still get really good marks and everyone thinks they’re really funny. Everyone expects me to do as well as the others, but if I do, it’s no big deal, because they did it first."

(Source: spencersreid, via dyingwhale)

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via goblinkinginthetardis)

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ohdearpennylane:

The End Of All Things" By Panic! at the Disco

"I recorded ‘The End of All Things’ right before I married my now wife," Urie said. "We had no vows publicly, so I wrote her this song and told her, ‘This is how I see our relationship.’…There are three chords on piano and my voice. It’s really simple and really pretty.”

(via le-singe-est-sur-la-branche)

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

shephaestion:


Casting: Disney Casts Adorable Newcomer Neel Sethi as Mowgli in ‘Jungle Book!’ 
I’m super excited about this but, like, cautiously excited. Disney’s been on this kick of reimagining their classic animated tales for live action and I haven’t liked a single one of them. I felt 2010’s Alice in Wonderland was nonsensical and over-saturated with special effects and and the only positive thing about this year’s Maleficent was Angelina Jolie. But this movie has a lot of interesting players involved. We’ve already got Idris Elba as Shere Khan and Lupita Nyong’o as Mowgli’s wolf mother and Jon Faverau is directing, so I’m keeping my eye on it. 

are you seeing this casting 


oh my god oh my GOd

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

shephaestion:

Casting: Disney Casts Adorable Newcomer Neel Sethi as Mowgli in ‘Jungle Book!’ 

I’m super excited about this but, like, cautiously excited. Disney’s been on this kick of reimagining their classic animated tales for live action and I haven’t liked a single one of them. I felt 2010’s Alice in Wonderland was nonsensical and over-saturated with special effects and and the only positive thing about this year’s Maleficent was Angelina Jolie. But this movie has a lot of interesting players involved. We’ve already got Idris Elba as Shere Khan and Lupita Nyong’o as Mowgli’s wolf mother and Jon Faverau is directing, so I’m keeping my eye on it. 

are you seeing this casting 

oh my god oh my GOd

(Source: ceejaybwatchin)

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